Are upper class people this melodramatic or is that Chris’ writing?

The Pimp-Bear is a representation of man’s darker tendencies, of primal urges and instinct; a metaphorical anthromorphosonification of the inner beast that resides within us all. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of – AAAIIIEEE!!!

Hey everyone. Humbug here. The writer is back in his box. You can all come out now.